If you’re thinking you’ve had your fair share of horrible Valentine’s Day experiences you’re not alone. Celebrities also experience their own, “Hallmark Valentine’s Day Holiday Horrors…” which are nice to read just for laughs!
From Saving the Whales, to Stabbing a Voodoo Doll!
Hayden Panettiere tells Us Magazine her unique way to celebrate on Valentine’s Day. “I went through a bad breakup and spent the day at a restaurant called Birds, where they had an anti-Valentine’s Day party. You can hang up notes like I HATE HIM or HE WAS MEAN TO MY DOG and make a voodoo doll out of your ex and poke it.”
Run for the hills Lauren!
Lauren Conrad told US Magazine about one of her worst Valentine’s Day moments. “In high school, I remember me and my friend were dating best friends and we went to a restaurant and we decorated the table and had presents waiting and had them meet us there on Valentine’s Day and my date showed up drunk! I was really bummed. I put hours of work into it and he showed up drunk.”
A Sore Sandra
I was shocked to read that the classy Sandra Bullock admitted to the Insider her Valentine’s Day catastrophe when she managed to burn her pubic hair. When The Blind Side actress was married to Jesse James, she tried to do a Valentine’s Day grooming that went horribly wrong. Bullock explained, “I decided for Valentine’s Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful. You had to bleach it first. There’s something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong color.”
The country singer tells The Frisky.com that she is anti-Valentine’s Day because your man shouldn’t love you for one day out of 365. He should love you 365 days out of the year. She believes Valentine’s Day should be every day.
Not wanting to keep up with Khloe Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian comes clean to US Weekly about her Valentine’s Day as a teen. “My worst Valentine’s Day ever was, I think I was like 17, or 18, like the love of my life, like my boyfriend who I was obsessed with in love, my first love, left me on Valentine’s Day and moved back home. He just left, like never said anything. Who leaves on Valentine’s Day when you have a girlfriend that you’re supposedly in love with? I get it. It was young love, but it really, really sucked, and I think it ruined every Valentine’s Day from here on out.”
Swift Surprisingly Single
The girl that sings about all her past relationships in her music shockingly doesn’t confess anything to Life Magazine about any Valentine’s Day experiences. “I typically don’t ever have a boyfriend on Valentine’s Day,” she said. “I see it as an opportunity to just hang out with my other single girlfriends.”
I Spy with my Little Eye…A Creep.
Michelle Trachtenberg stated to US Magazine, “I once dated a guy who was like, ‘Holy s*it, I just made out with Harriet the Spy!’ And that’s messed up. Don’t say that. I was 10, you’re 30, and it’s just weird.”
So there you go, no one has a perfect Valentine’s Day every year, not even our celebs. The bottom line is, we should enjoy this special day with people we love. Whether we are in a relationship or enjoying the day with special friends or family, it is simply a day to love!